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	<title>Jeff Crouse Industries</title>
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	<description>Artist and programmer mixing technology and comedy to make fun and critical projects.</description>
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		<title>Marina Zurkow</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am working with an animator on some really beautiful pieces.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-823" style="margin-right: 10px;" title="rat20007" src="http://www.jeffcrouse.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/rat20007-150x150.png" alt="" width="150" height="150" />For the past few months, I have been working with the artist <a href="http://www.o-matic.com/">Marina Zurkow</a>, who I met at the Sundance Festival back in January.  We have been developing a c++ framework for her animations so that we can first introduce some randomness into them to ensure that the progression is never the same twice, and then eventually introduce some meaningful data into the pieces so that they are influenced by eternal forces, such as the weather, the stock market, or maybe a data source that is less cliché.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d love to post more images, because her illustration style is really great, but I don&#8217;t want to give away any of her secrets, so you&#8217;ll just have to wait until we finish a piece and see it yourself.</p>
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		<title>The Finger Olympics are Here!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 23:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To celebrate the end of the regular Olympics, the Finger Olympics are ready to drop.
For the last few weeks, I have been working with Friedrich Kirschner, Artem Titoulenko, and Sophie Dutton on this projects.  To be honest, I had very little to do with the actual coding of the project, which is the impressive [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To celebrate the end of the regular Olympics, the Finger Olympics are ready to drop.</p>
<p>For the last few weeks, I have been working with Friedrich Kirschner, Artem Titoulenko, and Sophie Dutton on this projects.  To be honest, I had very little to do with the actual coding of the project, which is the impressive part.  But I did put together the Finger Olympics website Wordpress Theme and make some videos with the Finger Olympics gang.</p>
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		<title>Futuresonic &#8216;08 Dirt Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t fully remember Dave sending the application for Futuresonic this year, but about a month before the festival started, we get an email from the nice folks there telling us that they&#8217;d love it if we could present Dirt Party.  So after a few days of deliberation and urgently trying to scare up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffcrouse.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dirt_party.gif"><img class="alignleft alignnone size-full wp-image-95" style="float: left;" title="dirt party logo" src="http://www.jeffcrouse.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dirt_party.gif" alt="" width="258" height="253" /></a>I don&#8217;t fully remember Dave sending the application for Futuresonic this year, but about a month before the festival started, we get an email from the nice folks there telling us that they&#8217;d love it if we could present Dirt Party.  So after a few days of deliberation and urgently trying to scare up some money for flights and a place to stay, we decide to hop the pond and see what these <a class="CategoryTreeLabel CategoryTreeLabelNs14 CategoryTreeLabelCategory" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Old_Mancunians">Mancunians</a> are up to.</p>
<p>This time around, we decided to make a few key changes in our strategy, based on our experience at the Eyebeam benefit.</p>
<ol>
<li>Simplify the output.</li>
<li>Simplify the system.</li>
<li>Have some backup plans if the tech fails.</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t have &#8220;roles&#8221; - that is, don&#8217;t separate the work of creating the &#8220;dirt&#8221;</li>
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<p>So what we came up with was a system where we invited 3 groups of people to create LOLCat-style captioned photos of people at the party based on some very basic autobiographical information.</p>
<p>The first group was &#8220;the Insiders&#8221; - people who we had invited to use the futuresonic.dirtparty.org site and joined us in an AIM chat room.  Dave and I would insert people into the system, and then tell the group to attack,</p>
<p>The second group was the people at Futuresonic.  Once again, the trusty Eric Olson came through, creating some amazing kiosk software so that anyone at the party could walk up,</p>
<h2>Source Code</h2>
<p>As always, I haven&#8217;t really fully cleaned up and commented this code, but hopefully it will be of use to someone.  If you do want to have your own Dirt Party, please let me know and we can work out how to make the software work for you.</p>
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		<title>FeedBlast</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffcrouse.info/projects/feedblast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My attempt at a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blipvert">Blipvert</a>.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-462 alignleft" style="padding-right: 10px;" title="feedblastanim" src="http://www.jeffcrouse.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/feedblastanim.gif" alt="" width="150" height="150" />FeedBlast is an experiment in directed generative video. It takes the form of a web-based application that creates an audiovisual mashup of web content using items from a collection of RSS feeds, also known as an OPML file. The goal of the mashup is to present a densely-packed summary of a users unread feed items in the smallest amount of time possible. The resulting Quicktime movie can be downloaded, viewed, and shared. Watching a FeedBlast is not about comprehension, but about gaining a general understanding of the information landscape that informs and directs later review of the feed information.</p>
<p>In 2007, I was a finalist for a Rhizome grant for the project. <a href="/news/feedblast-rhizome-proposal/">Check out the proposal here</a>.</p>
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		<title>BoozBot Alpha</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffcrouse.info/projects/boozbot-alpha/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:03:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We're making a new one.  It's gonna be great.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After the success of BoozBot Beta, Dave and I decided to make a more polished version.</p>
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		<title>Finger Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just like the Olympics, only with fingers]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-full wp-image-412 alignleft" style="margin-right: 10px;" title="fingerolympics" src="http://www.jeffcrouse.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fingerolympics.png" alt="" width="255" height="255" /><em>Tune in as the most talented fingers from all over the world come together to  		compete in events ranging from sprinting to javelin to pole-vaulting, and  		ultimately celebrate what it means to be a finger, and a citizen of Earth.</em></p>
<p>The Finger Olympics started out asn an idea tossed around at Eyebeam between Friedrich Kirschner and Zach Lieberman, and eventually turned into a playable computer vision project.</p>
<p>For more information, go to <a href="http://www.fingerolympics.com">fingerolympics.com</a></p>
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		<title>ABSML</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Automatic writing.  Fun with words.]]></description>
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<p>ABSML is a markup language that is used in a variety of problems incluing Inside the Artists Studio, Befriend a Recruiter and MadLibs Karaoke, and the winner of a 2008 Turbulence grant.</p>
<p>Here is an example of what some ABSML code looks like:</p>
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		&lt;sentence id=&quot;q-art-14&quot; &gt;Have you considered &lt;pickone&gt;creating, making&lt;/pickone&gt; &lt;pickone&gt;more, less&lt;/pickone&gt; &lt;library&gt;modifier&lt;/library&gt; &lt;library plural=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;get&gt;medium&lt;/get&gt;_outcome&lt;/library&gt;?&lt;/sentence&gt;

		&lt;sentence id=&quot;q-art-15&quot;&gt;You had an exhibition at &lt;organization&gt;&lt;source&gt;&lt;get&gt;website&lt;/get&gt;&lt;/source&gt;&lt;/organization&gt;. Some say this was a turning point in your career. &lt;pickone&gt;Do you agree?, but I have my doubts, I&#039;m curious what you think.&lt;/pickone&gt;&lt;/sentence&gt;

		&lt;sentence id=&quot;q-art-16&quot;&gt;Do you ever &lt;pickone&gt;wonder if this is all, wonder if this could be considered &lt;/pickone&gt; all just a big shaam?  and - why do you think so?&lt;/sentence&gt;

		&lt;sentence id=&quot;q-art-17&quot;&gt;Tell &lt;pickone&gt;me, our listeners&lt;/pickone&gt; about your exhibition last year at &lt;organization&gt;&lt;source&gt;&lt;get&gt;website&lt;/get&gt;&lt;/source&gt;&lt;/organization&gt;.&lt;/sentence&gt;

		&lt;sentence id=&quot;q-art-17&quot;&gt;&lt;pickone&gt;I will let Alfred know., Alfred sometimes makes mistakes., I will speak to Alfred about this.&lt;/pickone&gt;&lt;/sentence&gt;

		&lt;sentence id=&quot;q-art-18&quot;&gt;&lt;pickone&gt;My youngest son - Alfred, Alfred- my youngest son&lt;/pickone&gt; &lt;pickone&gt;is a fan of, enjoys &lt;/pickone&gt; &lt;pickone&gt;your earlier work, early work, the work from the beginning of your career &lt;/pickone&gt; in &lt;city&gt;&lt;source&gt;&lt;get&gt;website&lt;/get&gt;&lt;/source&gt;&lt;/city&gt; &lt;pickone&gt;personally I am not a fan - however, but he is young and has childish tastes &lt;/pickone&gt; - &lt;pickone&gt;for the benefit of our listeners, for the radio audience&lt;/pickone&gt; &lt;pickone&gt;please tell us, do tell us&lt;/pickone&gt; &lt;pickone&gt;about, of &lt;/pickone&gt; your early career.&lt;/sentence&gt;

		&lt;sentence id=&quot;q-art-19&quot;&gt;&lt;pickone&gt;Tell me more about, Let us discuss, Let us return to &lt;/pickone&gt; your relationship to &lt;city&gt;&lt;source&gt;&lt;get&gt;website&lt;/get&gt;&lt;/source&gt;&lt;/city&gt;, &lt;pickone&gt;which, which I must say &lt;/pickone&gt; &lt;pickone&gt;is one of my favorite cities, holds a special place in my heart, is near and dear to me.&lt;/pickone&gt;.  How do you feel about it?&lt;/sentence&gt;

		&lt;sentence id=&quot;q-art-20&quot;&gt;What about your &lt;pickone&gt;most recent, latest&lt;/pickone&gt; &lt;library plural=&quot;false&quot;&gt;&lt;get&gt;medium&lt;/get&gt;_outcome&lt;/library&gt;?&lt;/sentence&gt;

		&lt;sentence id=&quot;q-art-21&quot; &gt;But is that really art?&lt;pickone&gt; or something else entirely?, or a &lt;library&gt;modifier&lt;/library&gt; fantasy?&lt;/pickone&gt;&lt;/sentence&gt;

		&lt;sentence id=&quot;q-art-22&quot; &gt;Tell me about your teaching practice at &lt;organization with=&quot;University, College, Academy, Institute, school&quot;&gt;&lt;source striptags=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;get&gt;wesbite&lt;/get&gt;&lt;/source&gt;&lt;/organization&gt;.&lt;/sentence&gt;
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		<title>Eyebeam Roadshow 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 01:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We're going on tour like rockstars.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-163" style="margin-right: 10px;" title="roadshow" src="http://www.jeffcrouse.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/roadshow.png" alt="" width="150" height="150" /><a title="Roadshow Page" href="http://roadshow.eyebeam.org">The Eyebeam Road Show</a> is what you get when you mix a rock &amp; roll tour with the talented residents of the Eyebeam Art and Technology Center.</p>
<p>Download the 2008 catalog to see what we are offering on the Roadshow this year.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.jeffcrouse.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eyebeam_roadshow_2008.pdf">2008 Eyebeam Roadshow Catalog</a></p>
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		<title>Delete City</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There's no such thing as taking something off the web.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-medium wp-image-30 alignleft" style="margin-right: 10px;" title="deletecity" src="http://www.jeffcrouse.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/deletecity.png" alt="" width="171" height="171" /></p>
<p><em>Delete City uses the ridiculous storage allotment of web hosting services like Dreamhost to cache large amounts of user generated content from sites like YouTube, Flickr, Facebook, etc. and then monitors to see if any of this content is subsequently taken down. When it finds removed content, it automatically posts the content to your WordPress blog. The nature of the content can be customized by the user by site, keyword, and other criteria. Devious? Maybe. But also one step in the fight against censorship.</em></p>
<p>The DeleteCity plugin is currently in development and should be released in November.</p>
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		<title>Sometimes you just have to go for the crazy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And this is about as crazy as they come. My application for Park(ing) Day NYC 2008 Application.  Park(ing) Day was founded in 2005 by REBAR, a San Francisco-based arts collective, as a national event in which people in cities all over the country reclaim parking spots for one day, transforming them into vibrant, functional [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And this is about as crazy as they come. My application for <a href="https://livablestreets.wufoo.com/forms/parking-day-nyc-2008-application/">Park(ing) Day NYC 2008 Application</a>.  Park(ing) Day was founded in 2005 by REBAR, a San Francisco-based arts collective, as a national event in which people in cities all over the country reclaim parking spots for one day, transforming them into vibrant, functional public spaces.  In the years since its debut, it has expanded globally to include over 200 Park(ing) Spots in 50 cities around the world.</p>
<blockquote><p>For about a year now, I have had this walking daydream in which I look down the street and watch other pedestrians step onto special squares on the sidewalk, squat down a bit, and suddenly launch up into an open window at their 2nd or 3rd, or maybe even 4th-floor destination.  Yes, it would save the pedestrian quite a bit of time by cutting out the stair climbing or elevator waiting, but this obviously isn&#8217;t a  proposal overly concerned with practicality.<br />
Imagine how wondrous and futuristic it would look if businessmen, sous chefs, and fashion models were launching into the air all around you without a lick of warning, tracing beautiful arcs through the otherwise-unused low-altitude airspace of the city streets. Not to mention how fun it would be to do it yourself! Personally, I would like break down laughing on a daily basis.  I would seriously never get tired of it.<br />
Of course, the tough part isn&#8217;t the launching, but the landing.  For this, you would need 1) a helmet 2) a carefully planned trajectory calculated using body weight, the angle of launch, the location of the window, and the force of the launching system, and 3) something soft to land on, but not too soft since you are not actually &#8220;falling&#8221; anywhere - none of which are terribly difficult to engineer.<br />
My proposal is to build such a system using 2 (two!) adjacent parking spots - one for the launcher, and one for a building facade with a makeshift 2nd floor destination, but we could probably get by with 1 spot if necessary.  By presenting these launching platforms as an earnest Alternative Vertical Transportation proposal with pamphlets, a petition, probably men in lab coats, and posters describing the physics, I hope to share my daydream with passers-by and hopefully inject some wonder into their daily commute while also providing a fun flying experience.<br />
I would like to collaborate with an engineer who could help me build the launcher, which can probably be modeled after a stuntman-style launcher.  If no engineers are available through the program, I know many at my current job (Eyebeam Art and Technology Center) who can fill this role.<br />
On the subject of liability: I have no idea - I&#8217;m not a lawyer.  But we can definitely build this in a safe way that would merely *suggest* higher and more dangerous launching technology instead of employing it ourselves.</p>
<p>Thanks for your time.<br />
-Jeff</p></blockquote>
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